So, Kim Kardashian has rocked the boat in Lala Land once more this last fortnight, announcing her petition for divorce from Kris Humphries after only 72 days!! ” Irreconcilable differences”, she said. He’s been partying and ” acting like a single man” she said ( well wouldn’t you, if you were competing against a handbag for attention?!).
KK had stated that she was ‘saddened’ she’d even had to defend her decision in front of an entire media universe who were only just recovering from filming her multi-million dollar wedding…! Am I missing something here??!!
“I came to this decision after very careful consideration” Kotton Kandy Kim simpered. Very careful consideration?? After 72 days?? Most people give the ‘careful consideration’ longer than her ENTIRE marriage lasted. I should imagine this icon of superficiality has probably spent longer choosing which designer lingerie to wear than she did on the legal state of her marriage.
What, also of the fated soon-to-be ex-husband? Since the typically public announcement, Kris Humphries has been seen loping dejectedly around his home state of Minnesota sporting a very unflattering royal blue ensemble in jogging attire. I shouldn’t wonder if it’s a deliberate reaction against having been suited , booted, primed, primped and manicured like a prize Ken doll for the last year. However, one can’t feel too sorry for the old chap as he is said to have accrued a joint $8 million from their nuptials on magazine deals, TV coverage and other extraneous endorsements.
Meanwhile, Klever Kim, ever the queen of self publicing and positive promotion has been back-peddling like a crazed hamster on a motor-wheel when kornered on the subject of the sheer waste her marriage circus created; waste of people’s time, money and efforts. ” I didn’t make a penny from the wedding and I’ll be donating the money for all the gifts to Dream Foundation”.
If you believe that, you ARE dreaming!!
© Tess Egerton 2011
To see more coverage on the wedding itself, see my review in ‘Kashing In With The Kardashians’.